i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

gerikey:

i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job

bar-barian:

popeyepanels:

How ya figgers.

March 12, 1934 by E.C. Segar.

I feel ya Popeye

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

alexxxachung:

its really not hard to make me happy you just need to buy me stuff and fuck me

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

carneron:

hyungstrider:

a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33

girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33

shubbabang:

“You need a job”

“You need an education”

“You need to get married”

“You need to have children”

“You need to be rich”

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.